Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Forrest could use a "hand" in the romance department

interpret as you will...

2 comments:

  1. I don't get it...

    Oh, wait, now I do. LOL. Don Draper doesn't need a hand.

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  2. Little known fact: From 7th to 10th grade, when a handy was still an allowable - or at least not entirely shameful - way for a girl to be intimate with a boy, Forrest was creeped out by the big 'H'. Because of this, he exclusively had hardcore gang bang anal sex with multiple casual partners during that time. He is the Benjamin Butoon of physical affection.

    Strange but true. Look it up...

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