Forrest is back on Facebook

Ladies, hide your bathing suit pics.

Forrest is not Bruce Willis

This is not a picture of Forrest, this is a picture of Bruce Willis.  Forrest would need to put on at least 30 lbs of muscle, and potentially kill a man to pull off this look.

Forrest is not in Toronto

Forrest is not eating Canadian bacon  and drinking maple syrup with Alanis Morissette.  He is not riding a beaver (in any way) or getting arrested by a mountie.  If he were to get injured, he would not receive free healthcare.

Forrest could use a "hand" in the romance department

interpret as you will...

Forrest hangs with shady individuals

like this guy.

Forrest thinks the ugliest girl on Gossip Girl is the hottest

Forrest thinks Vanessa, the one with the mustache, is hotter than obviously way hotter Blair Waldorf....it's depressing enough that he watches the show.

Forrest's career peaked at neck ad

Forrest made this ad for Gatorade.  Admittedly it was "bananas", but who wants to advertise necks for the rest of their life?